Chesney told me I shouldn’t play Saturday’s game because of my bruise. What does she know…
So I got checked right on my bruise, plastered up against the wall, and landed on my bruise. Plus, I now have another bruise on the other side of my hip to match and a sore right wrist.
Chesney should’ve warned me not to play.

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I know seriously, Chesney should’ve warned you beforehand like a nice, caring, and loving wife.