Well, I got another speeding ticket today. What is it with my luck this year? 8 years of driving with no speeding tickets–plenty of accidents, sure–but no traffic tickets at all, then all of sudden 2005 rolls around, it’s only May, and I already have TWO. There’s a few possible reasons that I can think of:
- I work a freaking hour away, which makes for more time on the road, and more chances to get a ticket. But wait, I’ve been working at the same place for 3 years–how come I never got tickets then?
- I’ve been working an hour away for 3 years and it’s getting to me so not wanting spend any more time on the road than I have to, I drive faster.
- I’m being specifically targeted because of the sporty, sleek, expensive, brown 1998 Nissan Altima that I drive.
- George Bush and his administration, since they get blamed for everything anyway.
Anybody know of any good ways to talk an officer out of a ticket?
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That stinks. I don’t even have a car. It’s all because of Bush and his administration. All my troubles and problems in life is because of that.
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That Bush guy…what a doof. I can’t believe I voted for that speed ticket crazy man!
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How to get out of a speeding ticket citation?
Show cleavage.
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I’m not so sure that would’ve worked for me.